Alright, and now for the late late late late edition of... THE WEEKLY SMILE!! I might re-title it the Bi-Monthly Smile though... And here, in accordance with our theme, is a picture that's not really all that funny. I hope you smile weakly though. ;)

 

Joke of the Week

Here are some of the lamest jokes I could find! I hope you smile weakly! 3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday" Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " I'm afraid not" Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "Ketchup"

 

Crazy Law of the Week

Ohio Law It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Just for the record, almost all of the laws I've been posting are no longer in effect...

 

Fact of the Week

45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star Is that funny?

 

Phobia of the Week

Geliophobia Geliophobia is an abnormal and persistent fear of laughter.

 

Trivia of the Week

Last week's trivia: Who is the only US President to lose the electoral votes from his home and resident state, but still win the election? And the answer is... James Knox Polk in 1844 lost both North Carolina & Tennessee but still won the election. The brilliant people who guessed the correct answer this week: Well, My family, after quite a few clues... Congratulations! This week's trivia: Who reads this? If you read my site, email me and your name will go up on my new "Wall of Readers" If you think you know, please email me! Even if you don't think you know and you just have a guess, feel free to email me. The answer will be posted next week.

 

Fun Add-On of the Week

I plan to put the "Wall of Readers" here next week. Toodles till then! ~Landon

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